May 2011
21 posts
“Mo food, mo problems.”
– William S., Quote #120
“I am procrastination.”
– Lauren L., Quote #119
“I was born on the day procrastination was invented.”
– Xena R., Quote #118
“Do you have a fire in your belly?!”
– William S., Quote #117
“Stop touching my nipple!”
– Wesley A., Quote #116
Sam Y.: Look, a plane.
Tay F.: Where?
Sam Y.: In the sky.
--Quote #115
“Honors English is like hell. It’s like crying because you can’t stop...”
– Jenny E., Quote #114
“And Sam is going to die.”
– William S., Quote #113
“I love goats.”
– Lauren L., Quote #112
“That is not good dirt. That is bad dirt.”
– William S., Quote #111
“WHERE IS ONE?!?!?!”
– Sam Y., Quote #110 (Referring to a block calendar)
“That’s a dirty donut.”
– Sam Y., Quote #109
Elene H.: What was he promoting?
Sam Y.: The Holocaust!
--Quote #108
“You’re Sam Young, right?”
– Mikko B., Quote #107 (To Samantha Escobar)
“Oh my god, ewwww. This Baby Ruth tastes like chicken.”
– Ryan B., Quote #106
Ryan B: Why are there chocolate chips in this blueberry muffin?
Kaz K.: 'Cause it's a chocolate chip muffin.
--Quote #105
“His license plate says ‘PORSCHE’. He must have a Ferrari.”
– Mr. Basham, Quote #104
“May the fours be with you.”
– Mr. Basham, Quote #103
“Margins are everything.”
– Kaz K., Quote #102
“Mmm, pot.”
– Jacob M., Quote #101
Sam Y.: I kissed a guy whose name started with a Z. His name was Zak.
April: No, really?
Sam Y.: No, his name was Xylophone. (twenty minutes later) Wait! Xylophone doesn't start with a Z!
--Quote #100
February 2011
52 posts
“Search, boom, done, finished!”
– William S., Quote #99
“H is for tobacco!”
– Milan P., Quote #98
“South Carolina has given us one thing - pawn shops.”
– Butch Walker, Quote #97
“I’m afraid my appendix will explode and I might die.”
– Lauren L., Quote #96
“I just want to rub it all over my face like a retard.”
– Katie B., Quote #95
“She’ll stop laughing if you just deprive her of air. Don’t worry,...”
– Xena R., Quote #94
“Hoisted by your own petard.”
– Mikko B., Quote #93
“Logic must prevail.”
– Gregory H., Quote #92
“No mafishi sashishi with the fisheys - no.”
– Gregory H., Quote #91
“I’m President. I have a giant stick.”
– Jeff P., Quote #90
“I feel like I’m modeling.”
– Xena R., Quote #89
“What if I was so poor I could only afford a loincloth?”
– Brad C., Quote #88
“Maps, maps, maps.”
– William S., Quote #87
“This little answer…that’s bad…”
– William S., Quote #86
“Peter, don’t ever do that again. That sounded like a dog getting hit by a...”
– William S., Quote #85
“This is how I amuse myself.”
– William S., Quote #84
“Ding ding ding ding dang.”
– William S., Quote #83
“Sam! SAM! I’m a dictionary!”
– Lauren L., Quote #82
“I still want to be Longoria’s Linguistic Lesbians.”
– Sam Y., Quote #81
“It just felt so good. I couldn’t stop.”
– Katie R., Quote #80
“I like that particular apple. That apple is awesome.”
– David W., Quote #79
“I have no pockets.”
– Sam Y., Quote #78
“A penis and a vagina? What’s up with you? Get your own drinking fountain.”
– Adam Carolla, Quote #77
Steve S.: You can just stick your hand in there.
Josiah M. B.: It's too big.
--Quote #76
Lauren L.: I don't spend my free time with him!
William S.: You should. He's Russian.
--Quote #75
“That was odd, ‘cause he, in fact, had children.”
– Lauren L., Quote #74
“Connor gave me his ball.”
– Frankie A., Quote #73
“Friends don’t let friends hang out.”
– Briana N., Quote #72
Lauren L.: You...are...so...stupid.
Xena R.: SHUT UPPPPPP
Lauren L.: ...holy god.
--Quote #71